I know here at DA, I can let my immaturity all hang out. So: FARTS. And happy new year OMFG finally. I hate 2008.

I said this same blather here under my new deviation, so if you read that, spare yourself burning the calories you'd use up with the wasted eye movements of re-reading. Soon we will be a third world country, and you will need every last fat cell. For god's sake, stop reading and go stare at a wall.

Now that we smarties are finally alone:

After the shock of Obama's being elected put me into a short coma, I am back here and at: [link] c/o KEENSPOT COMICS to turn on and spear my hero President-Elect Barack Obama ... and also the rest of the real world. Hopefully, people, I will have little to work with. Best to all of you and all of yours in the brand new, historic, game-changing, hope-giving year that is 2009! Love, MJO

PS - A reminder: if the Mayans are right, you have 4 years to squeeze in all that humping you plan to do. Get on it.